Arron Banks knows more than you

Arron Banks knows more about Roman history than Prof. Mary Beard
Arron Banks knows more about Roman history than Prof. Averil Cameron
Arron Banks knows more about Roman history than you
He remembers when history was taught.

Arron Banks knows more about economics than Thomas Piketty
Arron Banks knows more about football than Andrea Pirlo
Arron Banks knows more about climate change than 95% of scientific opinion
Arron Banks knows what you’re thinking, right now.

Arron Banks knows more about Irish nationalism than Roger Casement
Arron Banks knows more about gay rights than Harvey Milk
Arron Banks knows more about Universal Suffrage than Emily Davison
Arron Banks makes better risotto than Mario Batali.

Arron Banks knows more about immigration than his Polish plumber
Arron Banks knows more about the Sublime than Yeats
Arron Banks knows more about left arm spin bowling than Monty Panesar
Arron Banks knows how to get stuff done.

Arron Banks knows more about why the caged bird sings than Maya Angelou
Arron Banks knows more about fly fishing than JR Hartley
Arron Banks knows more about ore than a miner
Arron Banks is the world’s greatest lover.

Arron Banks knows more about CBeebies than Mr Maker
Arron Banks knows more about funk than George Clinton
Arron Banks knows more about Nigel Farage than we care to
Arron Banks knew I was writing this poem before I wrote it.

He knows more about milk than Ernie
He knows more about lobs than Murray
He knows more about reggae than Marley
Arron Banks knows more than you.